Saturday, July 9, 2011

South Sudan: independence with style


Today, a country is born.

After decades of war, the southern region of Sudan officially became its own sovereign nation. Their independence comes after a January 2011 referendum where a whopping 99% of the population voted to separate from the north due to long-standing ethnic violence and political oppression.

Congratulations to South Sudan and its president, Salva Kiir Mayardit (pictured), the coolest-looking African President with a particularly Texan swagger.

They say it's crucial to make a fashionable entrance.

Move over, Gaddafi.



Gma on Gchat

My grandmother surprised me today by messaging me on gchat. Until this moment our internet relationship had been limited to years of her sending me wildly neo-conservative email forwards and me responding to her, and sometimes everyone on her email chain, with appropriate links from Snopes.com. And she also surprised me by being so candid.


me: hello?
you don't know how to use this!
marlenechilds: well there you are what r u up to
I don't know how to use what
me: I'm in Ohio staying with my friend before heading to Canada
(Imarlenechilds: Ohio !!!! I didn't even know. U don't ever communicate anymore
r u ok? u seem so different
me: I seem different?
marlenechilds: is it because ure back in the states?
me: I don't know. I've felt different sometimes I guess ... I'm not sure what you see from your perspective though
marlenechilds: it's difficult to explain you seem like you don't really want to be back and I know it's hard to reacclimatize ?
to being home after your experiences?
marlenechilds: I used to feel like that after we would come from a trip to a foreign country
marlenechilds: and knowing no matter what lengthy stories I would share with my friends about the country or the people or how beautiful experiences that I would portray to them, they would never, ever feel the experience nor would they ever understand the sadness that I felt

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Transformers 3 and American Propaganda

For reasons still not entirely understood even by myself, I went last night to see the new blockbuster hit Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon. I'll blame it on a mixture of boredom and perverse curiosity as well as caving in to the constant invitations from my older, action-movie-addicted brother.

I went into the theater knowing what to expect, having seen the last two films in the series. Explosions. Pouted lips. Clichéd quips. Shia LaBeouf's thin little ties. But what I didn't expect, or didn't realize beforehand, was how much American propaganda there is throughout this film and the series as a whole. Here's a list of what struck me.

1. The film romanticizes American history
The plot of Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon begins in the year 1961, when a Cybertronian spacecraft lands on the dark side of the moon (hence the film's title). Soon after, the US government intercepts this information and the Kennedy Administration, operating under a Cold-War assumption that the Soviets must be up to something, announces its plans to embark on the Apollo 11 lunar mission.

On its own, this revisionist sci-fi-infused history is pretty cool. The weird part though is the over-use of imagery. There are several shots of President Kennedy (digitally dug-up and remastered thanks to an unsettling use of CGI) depicted in the Oval Office, sitting at the Resolute Desk like a moving photo op, followed by a recreation of his famous man to the moon speech complete with stirring quotes. On top of this, there's also rehashed footage of iconic news anchor Walter Cronkite reacting to the Apollo 11 launch and landing with commentary, smiles and dismay. Afterwards, digi-versions of Neal Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin are seen embarking on the mission, followed by a sensualized, poignant scene that recreates the famous "one small step for man" moment. Then there's Apollo 11 splashing back to Earth in the glorious Pacific Ocean followed by a digitized Richard Nixon in another Oval Office shot, commending the brave astronauts. Finally, there's shots of proud 70's chicks and dudes, swelling with pride, smiling toward the sun like a Coca-Cola commercial (such as...) and overall marveling at how groovy and far-out it felt to be a human—but especially an American—at that moment.

Overall, these parts seem contrived, not integral to the plot, and together with the puppet-like footage of dead presidents, they come off like something more appropriate for a museum tour than the big screen. (They're also about as creepy as this recent ad using John Lennon's face and voice).

Transformers 3, on the whole, is peppered with awkward scenes like these, including the part when the actual Buzz Aldrin (this time visually altered only by his various real life face-lifts) meets robo-hero Optimus Prime at an American military base. They greet each other for some unknown reason and then quickly depart, though not before Optimus assures Aldrin: "the real honor is meeting you."

Current U.S. President Barack Obama is also digi-raped in a scene where "he" is seen giving protagonist Sam Witwicky (Shia LeBeouf) a medal for saving the planet in the two previous films.

2. Optimus Prime is like a mechanical Founding Father
This is might be more obvious, but I never really noticed how ... Optimus Prime = Captain America = Superman, etc.

A recurring theme in American action movies and super hero comics is that the central hero is a representation of America itself. This is most obvious with Captain America (in theaters July 22!) who more specifically champions the American cause against anti-democratic threats. But in the case of Optimus Prime and Superman, both are red-white-and-blue clad heroes from other planets who use their special abilities to not only defend the United States but to defend humankind itself and the Western ideal of freedom.

Specifically in Transformers 3, Optimus Prime and his posse recover their former leader Sentinel Prime from the spaceship that crash-landed on the dark side of the moon, only to learn Sentinel has actually deceived them and is working with the evil Decepticons (de-cep-tion, de-cep-ti-con, get it?) It turns out that Sentinel has made a deal with the bad guys in an attempt to protect his former home planet, and, in doing so, has surrendered everyone—robot and human alike—into slavery under the Decepticons.

And so it goes. During the incredibly expensive CGI battles between Optimus and Sentinel, both get all philosophical, with Sentinel representing oppression and tyranny while Optimus champions freedom and choice. Since the original 1980s Transformers cartoons, Optimus's catch-phrase has been "freedom is the right of all sentient beings," so that's nothing new. Yet in typical Michael Bay fashion, Optimus's lines in Transformers 3 were even less subtle, about as subtle as a giant shiny gun-wielding robot preaching in front of a tattered American flag could be.

3. The film is a commercial for the U.S. military
Like the two films before it, Transformers 3 is not only a chance to ogle the newest American automobiles but also a chance to see in nearly pornographic detail the newest gadgets of the American military. In the case of T3, the focus is on military bases, government facilities, and the skills of military parachutists who fly around the city of Chicago to deactivate the bad-guys. Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen focuses on more specific weapons like aircraft artillery.

In this video U.S. airmen talk about the film and the filming process. Of particular interest is the military officer at 1:50 who straight-up says the film was a great way to "put a face" on the Air Force and "let folks know our latest equipment and what we're doing."

Overall the Transformers series seems to have blended the entertainment and military worlds to a degree that no movie has done before since maybe Independence Day, another American-democracy-themed alien invasion summer blockbuster.

Disclaimer: This isn't intended as America-bashing; really I just couldn't help but notice these themes during the film, probably because living outside the U.S. for a bit has made me more sensitive to ideas like this. American films are promoted heavily across Europe (and increasingly in new markets like China too), and during the mindless two-and-a-half hours I kept wondering what it'd be like seeing this movie as a non-American.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Life in the digital world may cause "popcorn brain," study says

While the spread of information and communication ushered in by the internet age is mostly hailed as a marvelous breakthrough, it's not without its drawbacks.

Never before has so much information been so easy to access, and never before has it been so easy to do so many things at once. The consequences? Divided attention, information overload, and a rising nation of "popcorn brains," too easily lost in a sea of constant distractions.

And now recent research out of China suggests that using the internet may actually cause physical "structural alterations" of the brain.

A team of Chinese researchers conducted MRI tests on two groups of students, those who spent roughly ten hours a day online and those who spent only two. The brains of the students who spent more time online exhibited less gray matter, the actual thought and emotion-processing parts of the human mind.

The study, which appears in the online science journal PLos ONE, was also picked up by CNN Health, which adds lots of sad anecdotes about popcorn-brained people neglecting their "real" lives.

The full study is available here.